While I, Rhianna, was looking in the “Wedding, Mine” folder on the laptop…
R: This file titled “hobbits are my jam” — what is it?
J: Oh that’s the song list we started making the other night.
R: Okay, but why did you title it that?
J: You said that.
J: I was trying to come up with songs and you just said “I could watch the shit out of Lord of the Rings right now.” And then I said “Rhianna, what other songs should I put on here.” And all you said was “but hobbits are my jam.”
J: [defeated] So that’s my life now. My life with you.