While I, Rhianna, was looking in the “Wedding, Mine” folder on the laptop…

R:  This file titled “hobbits are my jam” — what is it?

J:  Oh that’s the song list we started making the other night.

R:  Okay, but why did you title it that?

J:  You said that.

R:  What?

J:  I was trying to come up with songs and you just said “I could watch the shit out of Lord of the Rings right now.” And then I said “Rhianna, what other songs should I put on here.”  And all you said was “but hobbits are my jam.”

R:  Ohhhh

J:  [defeated] So that’s my life now.  My life with you.